I’m partial to this one.

+1 pipe I’m not trying to get

+1 melted steel beam

Jet fuel doesn’t run the ball.

If the Seahawks do get blown up, it will definitely be an inside job utilizing a controlled explosion.

He is doing a great thing for the community, how dare you try to bad mouth him donating his own money to help people

UT Trustee: So much for equal opportunity.

Several schools have reportedly turned down a similar donation from another NBA great as they’re reluctant to open the JR Smith Basketball Facility for Hot Women.

Almost as exciting as LeBron James’ Hairclub for Men!

Weird. I live in Chicago but I’ve never heard of ‘em. Maybe some of the people at the office do. There are a few that commute in from Indiana.

They’re an independent team that plays near Gary, Indiana I think.

The who what now? What is that? A minor league team in Rhode Island?

How dare you say the Knicks are no longer relevant. Next I suppose you’ll be taking a swipe at Deadspin’s coverage of the White Sox as well!

If the Jags win it all then Jaguars Junction would be the “You Only Move Twice” of blogs.

“Have you ever shot that shot?”

Ahh the days...I was forced to listen to that call on the radio of my mom’s car. ‘Ewing drives, finger roll...rims out!’ My god, the horror.

Given the number of articles about them on Deadspin it’s always a bit of a shock to see that they’re not actually relevant in the league. Then again, this is a site that has run Jaguars Junction two years in a row now so it’s kind of to be expected.

It was especially harsh that Ewing threatened to revoke the kid’s gold club privileges.

So many painful memories from when the Knicks were relevant :(

At least this kid practices his lay-ups, Patrick. If you think I’m not still bitter about ‘95 you are very sadly mistaken.