Because asking you to listen to an eight-minute clip of an angry man from Long Island is probably asking too much [...]

Is throwing interceptions bad?

The same team who’s owner claims to have received angry letters if they had signed Kaepernick... benches Eli Manning but won’t bench the half ass loafers on defense. Mara is an awful owner. Signed, a Jets fan who has to deal with Johnson & Johnson

Because his ceiling is the roof!

The same reason Ben Carson got nominated as HUD secretary is my guess: put the worst exemplars on display at the highest levels where they’re almost assured of failing, then judge the rest based on their incompetencies.

+1 dark spectre of colonialism

And dozens of them are in the Wu-Tang Clan.

There are only 475,000 people in Staten Island.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Courtside microphones were unable to pick this up, but after the play, Porzingis reportedly exclaimed, “that’s for Charles Smith!”

Thing is pots and pans have to soak. So you put them in warm water overnight and in the morning you just continue to ignore them forever until they rust away like all of life’s problems.

There’s a pretty big difference between a player refusing to give their phone to an entity that does not have any legal authority, and a court of law requiring owners to do so. The NFL can’t put Tom Brady in jail for contempt of court.

On the bright side, now the residents of Los Angeles can stop pretending to care about baseball and go back to rooting for whichever team’s doing better between the Clippers and Lakers.

Why is this not the top comment?

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

moar like blew darvish amirite

The line drive outs were tough for LA, because that’s BABIP in action. They hit sizzling line drives, but right at people. 4 feet to the right and those are runs on the board.

As another commenter pointed out, the 49ers are so bad that this will end up a very high second round pick. Unless Garoppolo now goes and wins 8 straight games for them, which would be hilarious.

+1 for Fire Joe Morgan

(Mark Wahlberg sucker punches Nearest Asian)