The difference between the U.S. Virgin islands and the British Virgin Islands has convinced me that the American Revolution was a mistake.

Sounds like the Virgin Islands are going to get seriously boned by this. After that they’ll just be called “the Islands”.

Dolphins and Buccaneers both excel in water. Let them play

Heard he limped his way into the police station.

This is going to be very disappointing for fans of the early 70's Knicks.

Some advice to KP: If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.

I like the idea of him blossoming into this awesome talent that runs NYC like some sorta Eastern European giraffe version of Mickey Mantle.

Not in this case, because I can decouple “good friend” from “good choice to become leader of the free world”

(Think you need to rewatch the second one, bruh. Not quite like the first in re Presidents)

Nah. By 2024 OJ will be free and Trump will invite his “good friend” to have the honor to light the torch in the stadium where he played for USC, and in the city he called home when he brutally slashed his wife and Ron Goldman to death while his children were upstairs sleeping.

But everyone is forgetting Trump isn’t going to govern anyway—-Pence will perform all the actual governance. The republican’s don’t have to impeach Trump to have Pence in charge.

He definitely could pull a Palin!

Agreed. Impeachment seems extraordinarily unlikely unless like some real red-handed irrefutable spy shit came out (but presumably he’d resign before that). Like passing info from his national security briefings. However, a different, far more likely outcome exists: trump knows he can’t do the job and doesn’t want to;…

This is just his way of leaking the headliner for the inauguration

Constable Savage hasn’t grown old gracefully!

Well it was black, so this is probably the Metropolitan Police bike squad on a training ride…

Nice, my Trini dad brought me up on a little Sir Viv and Brian Lara.

+5'7" with shoes on

(Also, the most hilarious thing about Bradman’s 99.94 average is that it only stayed there because England were incompetent and collapsed, denying him his last at bat. I’m surprised the Aussie captain didn’t declare after Bradman was out, since England had only put up 52 in their first innings.)

+1 Hello for your mother