Why do you think it’s OK to use the term “retard” as an insult, you ableist?

Reading you talking to yourself to convince yourself you are smart has been the highlight of my morning. Thank you.

“This is the best Deadspin comment I can remember!”

This is the greatest deadspin comment I have ever read.

This is the Twitter equivalent of hitting a hard 18 in Blackjack, pulling a 3, and then telling everyone else at the table it was statistically the right move because you got 21.

thanks, this is my first comment to come out of the greys. fitting, since I had your picture of the frog with the fork and the electical outlet as my phone wallpaper for a good month and a half after the WS.

I laughed. And I’m a huge fan of the Amazins!

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

I’ll actually defend them here, because when you let the plebes sit in the premium seats, you get antics from assholes like these:

The Yankees would much rather have those unwanted seats remain empty, so as to prevent the rich folk from having to mix with dirty poors.

Fun fact: At Yankee games there is a designated part of each game where fans stand up, say “peace be with you” to all the people around them, and discuss how much they paid for their respective tickets.

Clearly they need to also require a photo ID and not allow advanced ticket sales if they really want to eliminate fraud.

I mean yeah, it would be. You’d be almost tripling what’s widely considered an unbreakable record.

That’s the most absurd opinion I’ve ever heard. A 162 game hitting streak would be in the record books for all time. You would probably make the hall of fame just for that achievement.

Ah, just look at how many people actually think Michael Jordan really, really wanted to go play baseball.

+1 kaminsky

This joke about Michael Jordan’s expensive enthusiasm for losing money by gambling works.

The 2013-2014 season wasn’t that long ago and it features a spurs team that was dominant and beat the heat in the finals by an average score of 15+.

the Cavs can likely sleepwalk to the ECF before they have to play their first real challenge—and even then, I don’t see Toronto (unless they make a big move) or Chicago pushing them past 6. Meanwhile, the Thunder will have to beat the Spurs and the Warriors in back-to-back road series, which sounds borderline…

I don’t really remember the last time we had a team that was this much fun, let alone an all-time great team. Not a great NBA season top-to-bottom, but so much fun at the very top.