That headline should be read by Emmitt Smith for Deadspin: the Audio Book. For sure.

What, you couldn’t go with the bigger picture?

Wow, I really admire your outlook. So harsh and real. Can I be your friend? We could share our innermost thoghts like “this place sucks”, or “fuck that guy”.

Yeah, the SS-TV and SS-VT were not cushy positions for entitled brats. They were filled with criminals and alcoholics unfit for front-line service. Even Dirlewanger himself was a child molester prior to his successful career as a genocidal maniac.

If exile was good enough for Yoda then it’s good enough for me.

Misanthropes unite!

This guy gets it.

No, because the Royals challenged a Mets stolen base in the 9th.

I also find his story somewhat unlikely. I can’t see Luftwaffe guards in Buchenwald proper. The only thing I can imagine Luftwaffe personnel doing in the greater Buchenwald would be guarding or observing the rocket assembly that was going on in the sub-camp Dora. But that’s stretching it a bit.

Bosnians yes, Serbs no. And not only as lowly KZ-guards, Bosnians were gladly accepted into the Waffen-SS. The 13th SS-Division “Handschar” had the scimitar as their divisional insignia, and wore totenkopf-decorated fezes. It didn’t work out in the end, as there were several mutinies due to partizan infiltration.

I’m not as well versed as you on this, but that’s what I was thinking too. How do you go from the Luftwaffe to the SS? That makes no sense at all. And being stationed at Buchenwald without knowing what’s happening at Buchenwald? That is utter bullshit.

Plus, an ethnic German wouldn’t be in the SS without being a party member. Of course, as a member of the police, he would been in the SS de facto (Himmler controlled all the police forces under the Algemeine SS), but that would have been around 1936 or so, which isn’t consistent with joining the Luftwaffe in 1933.

Kars4Kids. With a K. Two Ks, actually.

I would say it’s beneth the dignity of Congress for someone to settle a stupid bet by singing a stupid baseball song on the floor of the U.S. House, but the past few years have shown that nothing is beneth the dignity of Congress.

Jesus Christ, that’s even worse than a Cars for Kids commercial.

Still a better use of his time than what he had to do for 11 hours yesterday.

Ten replies without a direct answer? Webber’s a natural professor.

Bowels wants to HURT you. Bowels wants to ATTACK you. Bowels won’t let up until have finally SUMMITED.

He looks like every guy on every network comedy COMING THIS FALL...