He’ll be so confused when he gets that Gatorade bath. I mean, he’s usually confused anyway, but he’ll be really extra confused. He may even bench Bryce Harper for a game in response.

Hell, what’s he asking for it? Could be a good deal and I love those GMC trucks!

Russian diplomacy:

Whatever. Williams wasn’t a great manager this year (or last year), and, in fans’ minds at least, he was on the hot seat after he took out Zimmermann in that 102 hour NLDS game and brought in Storen to give up the tying run. And whatever you think about him, he has cemented his demise with the way he’s handled…

Warning to other MLB teams: If you want to inoculate yourself from the LOLvirus, the only known cure is the tears of Wilmer Flores. Dispense liberally in front of a large audience and then trade for Yoenis Cespedes. Also, play a lot of games against a team managed by Matt Williams.

Remember: every game the Mets play is another possible opportunity for a Bartolo Colon at-bat.

Good take.

Curt Schilling shared an article by Lee Judge

Papelbon has fit right in with the clubhouse culture of choking when the calendar turns to fall.

How do you read that as anti-Sox? The specific point I’m making is that the ‘07 club’s championship is just as real as any other.

If any amateur lip-readers out there can figure out what Smith thought of Nelson, we’d love to know.

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