“Why doesn’t he just call him an uppity rich jew who should only play in NY or LA and get it over with?”

“Well, I think you mean [airquotes] ‘under fire’ while being rejected from UCLA”

Now see this just doesn’t make any sense. Wouldn’t you *want* a Crisis Actor to run your offense during crunch time?

Yea, but like Jesus, their corporeal presence won’t last beyond Ascension Day

I don’t call Bryce Harper overrated, that’s not nearly harsh enough

Not a huge surprise given that one’s melanin is generally inversely proportional to one’s Gruden Grinderness

“Marlins Will Sore”

Well if his interaction with Derek Schröder is any indication, it was God’s mom

Regrettably, once again, Bobby Bonilla is both a 1992 Guy and a 2018-2035 guy

Just off the top of my head, with half a million you could pay all of the players on MSU’s Men’s basketball team $45,000 a year and still have enough left over to buy everyone drinks after every game of the season

Big deal

As an addendum there’s no way Lehmann didn’t know

This is an excellent comment and I admitted to exaggerating in the Don/Smith comparison, but as a Windies fan this shit is just adding insult to injury given your team’s dominance over the last several years. The fact Smith would be involved in such fuckery is infuriating

Time for another reminder that Steve McNair was probably among the greatest QBs of all time but Jeff Fis[c]her fucked him up

Yes in theory and in potential Gayle is the best. But in practice we know how badly that’s worked out for the Windies

Hell Parliament would have revoked the Australia Act, the Statute of Westminster, and the Australian Constitutions Act of 1850

Don’t worry you’re just celebrating Daylight Saving Easter

I mean I’m a Windies fan so don’t get me started on cricket boards and their fuckery :(

Stuart had a huge Broad as soon as this story broke

You mean this man?