The irony. Your comment is a very “#notallmen” sort of thing to say.

Sure. The GOP has already made a mockery of democracy. Why not just circumvent it openly at the convention. Hell, just establish a monarchy and be done with it.

I dunno. Is it just me or does this very same piece appear seasonally? Some one goes through a trauma and then rediscovers their power through guns (or some other formerly transgressive thing).

I guess we’ve officially run out of things to be outraged about.

Are people really that strident and ignorant that they don’t know all of this already? Man, oh man. It outlines how desperate people are for some rule book of fixed actions for life that outlines exactly the right things to do at any given moment. Life just doesn’t work that way.

Alternate Headline:

As much as I’m annoyed by Clinton wouldn’t it be sweet if she had an ALL female cabinet. God, that would be such a great “fuck you.”

I think he realized BJJ is hard.

So this asshole has been ejaculating a mixture of dust, cocaine, and scotch for the last twenty years but the reason his son is autistic is because of evil science that wants to prevent baby diseases?

The communal side for young people is actually practical and awesome. Out of college I had roommates for almost a decade. It helped build networks and friendships that are still valuable to this day.

Man. Wouldn’t it be a hoot and quite a coincidence if the name “Trump” came up in this?

Good lord. Of course I have to stand to wipe. How else could my man-servant Chesteridge possibly reach? What are we? Barbarians?

We knew all about Hitler because my grandfather, after about ten scotch and sodas, would terrorize us in telling stories how he killed Nazis (and according to him “would again those Kraut-fascist-master-race assholes”).

I’d settle for Office 2016 just not crashing on El Capitan and maybe being able to, you know, just print. Updating Office here was the worst mistake we ever made.

Jesus. Conflating rape - a real thing - with an entirely imaginary thing is so fucking despicable. Amoung one f the many logical fallacies in your pathetic attempt at an argument.

Something something “social contract” something something.

Louie is enormously talented. Which is why his “aw, shucks. I’m just an ordinary slob so what-do-I-know” fence-sitting routine is wearing fucking thin. It’s totally out of touch with reality.

Somebody says that about every single protest. Besides. That’s now how protests work.

Protesting the scandal and keeping it in the public consciousness is addressing the illegality of the actors involved.

Yes. there is plenty to protest about. For instance: Why aren’t the executives involved in fucking jail. They committed out-right fraud.