Rick is literally the worst leader since the fucking Donner Party. It makes zero sense why everybody is always “Oh, Rick, you’re the best!”

Fuck this show. I stopped watching middle of season 5.

Good lord. Of course I have to stand to wipe. How else could my man-servant Chesteridge possibly reach? What are we? Barbarians?

We knew all about Hitler because my grandfather, after about ten scotch and sodas, would terrorize us in telling stories how he killed Nazis (and according to him “would again those Kraut-fascist-master-race assholes”).

Nah. I get it. Sometimes you just can’t give any more fucks. Not that I wouldn’t be crying and begging for ten more seconds of existence. But still - I get it. Also he might’ve been humoring the hijacker since he was clearly off his nut. And you should always always always humor crazy people.

I’d settle for Office 2016 just not crashing on El Capitan and maybe being able to, you know, just print. Updating Office here was the worst mistake we ever made.

Jesus. Conflating rape - a real thing - with an entirely imaginary thing is so fucking despicable. Amoung one f the many logical fallacies in your pathetic attempt at an argument.

Something something “social contract” something something.

Most people don’t realize that Cap’ is a New Deal hero. A liberal.

Okay. How many people know why you use cold water for cooking - FI - rinsing food and for boiling?

So, I guess they’ve pretty much abandoned the professional market at this point.

Louie is enormously talented. Which is why his “aw, shucks. I’m just an ordinary slob so what-do-I-know” fence-sitting routine is wearing fucking thin. It’s totally out of touch with reality.

Somebody says that about every single protest. Besides. That’s now how protests work.

Protesting the scandal and keeping it in the public consciousness is addressing the illegality of the actors involved.

Yes. there is plenty to protest about. For instance: Why aren’t the executives involved in fucking jail. They committed out-right fraud.

I would be applauding Rock but then Rock’s very first joke was a steaming shit on the Oscar Boycott. He basically called all the boycotters “unemployed” bums. Seems to me he wanted his cake and to eat it too. It’s one thing to say you wanted to be there to tell the truth. But shitting on the people who stood by…

Overruled. I’ll allow it.

No. Clearly Mike Judge = Hitler!

One of the most pernicious and obscene things about the internet age is tiresome guilt tripping articles like this about how somebody else’s popular art (movies, TV, books, music, etc) is “immoral” somehow or has to conform to some perfect worldview. It’s the new puritanism.

Stupid, wasteful, lazy. Not to mention shitty tasting. These people may as well just apply caffeine patches to their inner thighs.