I’ve seen Pescatelli. Trust me. If Schumer is stealing anything from her it must be to treat insomnia.

Translation:

Let’s talk about what went wrong in your life so bad - that set the bar soooo low - that Chipotle is miraculously able to please you?

God. Not only it your understanding and interpretation of history sophomoric at best but the use of that astoundingly dumb view of history as justification for another pointless canon revision to serve a trendy Steampunk meets Downton Abbeyish Gritty-Grim-Dark Snyder shit-fest is exponentially dumber.

So simultaneously on the drawing board for airlines is even smaller coach seats (with a steeper pitch and less leg room) AND an entire cabin serving you 360 degree obnoxious advertisements?

That is a rather uncharitable and simplistic interpretation.

Wrong. This is a Koch funded land grab and on public lands (this is Paiute land) and it’s happening all over the west and mountain west. The Kochs have not been able to make enough headway legally to get a hold of BLM, tribal and park lands for mining and commercial interests. They’ve been flouting federal authority…

Nope. They're terrorists.

Between 30-45% of senior over 65 years of age live below the poverty line in the United States. That’s everywhere. Not just near me.

Me. I’m that person. So was my father. And his father.

Good Christ. I guarantee you most Uber drivers are living pay check to pay check barely above poverty. It isn’t something extra they do for an Xbox.

Nonsense. Retirees (a tiny percentage of Uber drivers, btw - most are immigrants) do it because they can’t pay the bills. Same reason they end up working at WalMart. If they had real pensions and good healthcare they wouldn’t need to do that. They’d volunteer. Shit like that. Old people in America are nearly…

First off the overwhelming number of people doing Uber or sharing economy jobs are doing it to live. Not for extras. Because our economy has failed us. You realize right now there are fewer middle class Americans than a decade ago. This new economy? It’s not working.

So IOW they have jobs that don’t pay enough.

YES! IT’S SURPRISINGLY GREAT!

You forgot:

Prediction: This paster will soon be arrested with either a kilo of meth or a the body of an underage male prostitute in the trunk his car. Likely both.

I thought tie fighters were for outside the atmosphere only?

The prop gun was not defective. It was a real gun. It had recoil blanks with one squib round still stuck in the barrel from previous use.

One glaring omission: