Let’s talk about what went wrong in your life so bad - that set the bar soooo low - that Chipotle is miraculously able to please you?

That is a rather uncharitable and simplistic interpretation.

Wrong. This is a Koch funded land grab and on public lands (this is Paiute land) and it’s happening all over the west and mountain west. The Kochs have not been able to make enough headway legally to get a hold of BLM, tribal and park lands for mining and commercial interests. They’ve been flouting federal authority…

Nope. They're terrorists.

Prediction: This paster will soon be arrested with either a kilo of meth or a the body of an underage male prostitute in the trunk his car. Likely both.

The prop gun was not defective. It was a real gun. It had recoil blanks with one squib round still stuck in the barrel from previous use.

The problem isn’t masturbation. If you insist on believing that it was... well, all I can say is good luck with the next relationship.

As a man I can guarantee you masturbation is absolutely not in competition with sex. They are different, though very related things. Yes, physical sensation can be be muted from excessive masturbation. But all it takes is a layoff of maybe a week or two.

You could not be more wrong.

I’d imagine you are in a distinct minority on this one.

Jesus.

Oh. For fucks sake. Google it, man.

Nope.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Not many black dudes in corporate boardrooms of the 1960’s.

Uh. “French-English border between Calais and Dover” is called the English channel and the Channel Tunnel goes under it. While there are customs checkpoints at either end in the Eurostar, there is no border per se.

If you ask my wife she’ll say “Just watch Daniel Day Lewis in “Last of the Mohicans.”

That’s only because the Overton Window has shifted so far Genghis Khan would seem center right. Obama is right liberal/center right. He sure as shit isn’t left or socialist like all those rightwing lunatics scream.

Clearly Iran was nuking that “family” because they employ a teenaged homosexual that runs and greets you as come home.

Having a partner over-focus on you coming is a huge drag. But so is somebody always trying to interview you during fucking.