He totally had them drink Cristal first.

So you’re saying I won’t get Monday off because it’s not MLK’s birthday anymore?

All of Salt Lake’s venues are still getting pretty regularly used. Even the ski jumps... in the summer. :-)

priceless..

I used to work at the Baylor college bookstore.
There was an anti-abortion book that was required for a Freshman English class.
It’s the worst non-Floridian place on earth

I find that phrase, “only god can judge me” to be super-fascinating. It feels like it’s got to be an extraordinarily loaded phrase, and I just don’t understand it. I wonder if there’s ever been a sort of anthropological discussion of what it means to people in that social group.

Attacks on Clinton were enough to get people to vote for Trump. That, and this mealy-mouthed false equivalence bullshit that you’re engaging in right now.

I would add that waaaaaaay too many PSU fans felt like ‘they’ were the victims, having their beloved school and idol tarnished. And that’s just the PSU fans I know...

I don’t think UCF minds letting the trophy go.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Prosecutors in Aaron Hernandez’s double murder trial claim he got tattoos of guns and bullets to commemorate each killing.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

If Republicans were smart—if they were a rational political party able to act in their own best interests—they’d impeach Trump as soon as possible.

I’ve been saying this since the election. The GOP will want to get rid of him within his first year, to give enough time for the GOP base to simmer down before the mid-terms. And Pence is such a fucking nightmare, worse than Trump IMO, to progressives since he’s just as batshit insane as Trump—maybe more with some of…

I always root for the earthquake or meteor in that scenario.

And then instructing the people they hurt of: ‘dwelling on past youthful indiscretions’, ‘fixating on the wrong moment’, ‘needing to adjust their attitude’and ‘failing to control their emotions’.

There is some connection to this fact and the fact that central Pennsylvania just delivered the Presidency to Donald Trump.

This times a million.

“Here we go structural fail-ure, here we go!” *CLAP CLAP*

Or, if it’s a Penn State/Baylor game, that the stadium doesn’t spontaneously explode taking both teams and their fan bases with it.