You take that back! Those unis were glorious. ;-)

I laughed really hard at this.

+1 box of Mr. Sparkle for you

I picture Phil looking in the mirror and thinking, “What this situation needs is me publicly bitching about how players today are soft as fuck because of their upbringings and how my Bulls’ teams wouldn’t have put up with this shit!”

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

“Derrick Rose Considered Walking Away from Basketball”

You missed London off your list of shit. (London really needs to be on every list of shit.) The Games itself may have been a relative success, but all the promises made to the people of London and the rest of the country with regards to ‘lasting legacy’ and ‘permanent investment’ and ‘affordable homes’ turned out to…

He’s The Master! (not in any sort of actual mastery sense, but more in a ‘The Master’ movie starring Philip Seymour Hoffman type of mastery)

“But Marge, look at that hang-dog expression. He’s learned his lesson. Let’s get him a present!”

For me the most surprising thing about Grayson Allen is that he doesn’t have a “III” after his name.

I did something similar earlier this season. The Packers were sitting at 4-6 so I called Ted up and said “Ted, Aaron needs to be better. Maybe he should run the table, Ted.” Ted nodded, and the rest is history.

X <——-the joke

It’s almost as if the Rams failed in St. Louis because of a solid decade of breathtaking incompetence from its management and ownership, rather than playing in a stadium that was 20 years old.

I vote yearly so I’m not sure what you mean. Plus, learn to take an effing joke.

This picture is from December 11th. It was their 5th regular season home game.

Dealerships are independently-owned franchises, typically. It’s why I can’t get free McRibs despite my investment in McDonald’s.

I’m surprised anybody can be on the Kings beat and with that knowledge actually overcome what must be crippling depression to even get out of bed in the morning.

“Sacramento? Oh to be a free man in the big city, what a thing to aspire to! I’m saving my finest crystal meth for the trip” - Stockton resident

I think this is a subtle announcement of his gubernatorial exploratory committee.

As a Packers owner I will vote against any relocation.

The longest, most luxurious stream of urine.