Ha ha ha, what if he actually thought that ....oh wait

Little known fact: Phil got dumped because one night he tried to move to the back of the Buss without asking first.

“Maybe his accuracy and timing aren’t good enough for the pros. Maybe he’s not adaptable enough to become the pocket passer NFL offenses think they require. If nothing else, it’ll be a new challenge for a quarterback who just aced college football’s toughest one.”

Welcome to Cleveland!

His team wasn’t up for the game. They saw it is a consolation prize for not getting to the Super Bowl.

Sadly, Clemson winning furthers the fact that North Carolina is sprinting full tilt towards the title of “worst Carolina.” 5 years ago I would have sworn SC was untouchable.

Trust God’s Process

“Jokes on you we’re already fucking our siblings”

This game raises some serious questions about God. Maybe if He didn’t spend so much time paying attention to college football, He might’ve realized that while He was helping Clemson win a national title, Donald Trump was elected president and a dickload of people died of war, famine, and disease.

If they choose to vote you number one, then you’re the national champion. But a national champion is a mythical national champion, and I think you guys ought to know that. It’s mythical.

“BUT THAT WAS A PICK!”

The Lions will still lose in the first round.

Well they were in our group in 2010. We finished First, they finished second. in 2014 they couldn’t make it out of their group at all, a group that was won by Costa Rica, a team we qualified ahead off in CONCACAF.

It’s also why the US may never get another. We have too many modern stadia, so there aren’t enough bribes to hand out for construction contracts

... and the Cleveland fan hung his head saying, “we aren’t even good enough to be included in this joke.”

England may be sorry but they could still probably destroy us, but that being said I enjoyed your joke. 

“We just have to go back to the drawing board and try harder next year. We’ve parted ways with our coaching staff, and have already started bungling efforts to hire a new one. Now join me in the dance of sadness, as is our annual tradition.”

They’ll probably also require host nations to build 50% more gigantic stadiums that will never see a full house.

“So....you’re saying we have a chance?”

Fuggit, just include all countries and making it a single-elimination tourney that begins a week after the previous one ends.

Not to be outdone, the NFL released plans for a 32 team playoff system.