I feel bad for you because you’re fucking stupid.

Well here’s what Reggie Miller said happened when he tried to mess with Bird at the free throw line

They’d just drop 35 on you and tell you to get the fuck out of their house.

I heard that his mom is so big that, when she jumps into the pool, she displaces a larger volume of water than someone of a smaller size does.

+1 Beethoven

Looks like Thad is starting the O-H-I-O cheer.

How many times have we heard a coach, player or member of the media say “The performance of the special teams was the difference today”

We’re 5 days away from having the plug pulled on this whole “freedom of speech” deal.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

But oddly enough in the 10th division Everpound lost to Manchester Hamlet by the same 4-0 score.

OJ Simpson would be inclined to agree with you.

You should run marathons.

NM Coach: You fucking idiot, we are clearly creatures of determism because it is never possible for us to do anything different from what we actually do, ... in each case, the circumstances that exist before we act determine our actions and make them inevitable.

Bad coordination due to poor blood flow is often one of the side effects of lack of sex.

So how do you explain the fact they’ve had THREE logos so far and then are the exact same design in different color schemes?

This is not going to get nearly the amount of love it should.

How do you have a primary logo and a secondary logo that are the exact same fucking thing in two different color schemes?

Especially when it’s done against such a scrappy player like Allen.

Oooh, ow.....yep I definitely think that back is getting worse. Don’t know if I’m going to be able to make it back to coach unless the team, I mean my back, shows dramatic improvement.

It already happened once in the 80's when the oil market fell.