Baylor probably.

+1 box of chocolates.

I need to make sure I have my asthma inhaler handy when that time comes otherwise I’m going to possibly run out of breath from laughing so hard.

Or, if it’s a Penn State/Baylor game, that the stadium doesn’t spontaneously explode taking both teams and their fan bases with it.

Please give me your sis in law’s phone number so I can call her up and laugh my fucking ass off.

I’m with you there. I’d torch my house with my family still inside of it if it was infested with spiders.

I agree completely.

Well if you want to split hairs, sure, you have a point.

You shouldn’t kiss Trump’s ring.

Dumbest trophy idea ever.

It didn’t help that, Pat Summitt, his only real competition for the last 20 years, had to retire in 2012 because of early set Alzheimer’s and died a few years later.

Because I suspect a guy who has only lost 12 games in the past decade would go fucking nuts in a situation where he might lose that many, or more, in a single season.

Sadly the Canucks stopped wearing these uniforms decades ago. They would have been perfect for hiding last night’s shitstains.

Too bad Dale Earnhardt Sr. isn’t with us anymore or this would be the point where he’d tell these drivers to tie a kerosene soaked rag around their ankles so ants don’t eat their candy asses.

Sadly IU hoops is only the second biggest disaster the Hoosier State has produced lately, light years behind future President, when Donald Trump steps down for “health reasons”, Mike Pence.

Thanks for the insight.

I just picture Phil Jackson looking in the mirror every morning and saying “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

I agree that a scenario where Republicans show him the goods and give him the option to resign for “health reason” or they’ll threaten to impeach is a real possibility.

I still can’t believe Brock Lesnar hasn’t sued the WWE for all the injuries he received from being hit with a metal folding chair when the ref was distracted.

No it means I’ve tired of wasting time on such an arrogant putz who seemingly is living in the past, has no clue how the current US political system is run, and becomes a pompus butthole when you try and reason with him.