I’m pretty sure the 10th division is just a bunch of guys who like to cosplay that they’re professional soccer players between working their shifts at Sainsbury’s.

Damn wives always trying to bust you on a technicality.

Wow. That makes the time I tweeted that LeBron James was a jive turkey for going to Miami pale in comparison.

I’m going to hazard a guess that a passenger plane that weighs almost 400 tons traveling at a take off speed of 175 mph puts just a bit more friction on its tires than you riding your motorcycle does.

You’re lucky then.

Don’t forget that Danny Ainge grit.

Right now Bill Simmons is desperately thinking of a way to write a column about this that includes how Red Auerbach almost managed to pull off a 3 way trade that would have brought Michael Jordan and Hakeem Olajuwon to Boston for Greg Kite, a $25 gift card to Applebee’s and Len Bias’ corpse.

I don’t know. I think a lot of teams are just waiting to nake their move and we might see a lot of new stadiums to replace ones around 20 years old soon.

Really gotta hand it to the Braves for being bold enough to spearhead this “20 years is obsolete” narrative that other teams are now getting on board with.

You must be buying an LG brand.

So do the Dbacks want another retractable roof stadium? Because isn’t one of their main gripes the current one is super expensive to maintain?

Except for the fact Gary Bettman is absolutely hell bent on not letting the Coyotes relocate.

The Metro Detroit area would like to throw its hat into the ring to have Arizona relocate as a second franchise in the area. We even have a stadium all ready to go:

Several actually.

It’s funny how the Achilles heel didn’t seem to hold up well under the weight of a guy who was around 700 pounds trying to play basketball on it.

Which is why I put “So I’ve heard” in my post.

A shtick also known as the “Peyton Manning”

Well duh.

If you ever want a good laugh, go back and read Bill Simmons’ column that he believed the Celtics signing Shaq was a quietly brilliant move that was going to payoff big time in the playoffs.

Come on JaVale. You can’t come up with a better comeback than that?