The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

Hey man you really need to cool your jets with all the graphic sex talk here.

Lucky it wasn’t Maria Sharapova’s house he broke into. That burglar would have been fucked when she snapped his neck in a fit of roid rage.

Are you sure you can post that kind of stuff here without it being in violation of you being on the sex offender registry?

In the post game presser, Duke coach Milt Krizolonski said he thought it was a good call.

Totally agree about him being good on TV.

Oh stop with this “Blow to the head” bullshit. We’ve established with our upcoming presidential administration that Global Warming and the Theory of Evolution are myths.

Yeah. Damn sad the Joe is going out like this.

Well at least the people who attend the final regular season game at Joe Louis Arena will know for sure it’s the last game the Wings will play there.

+1 Brass Bonanza

“Ahem”

A spokesperson for PNC Arena was understandably embarrassed when he had to later admit that there was nothing wrong with the ice, the maintenance crew had simply forgotten to remove the NC State basketball court before the players came out for the pre game skate .

What’s the over/under on how long until Peter Karmanos demands a new arena or he’ll move the team to Hartford?

Yep. He’d seen a lot before that fateful day in June of 1942 in Prague.

The USGA rule book clearly states:

And we’ve found Tiger Woods’ next swing coach!

Jagr’s military experience he has in helping carry out the assassnation of Reinhard Heydrich would make him a good choice.

Or at the very least improve our +\- statistics.

No that would be the Special Clerical Associate of the Army.

Well except Richard Branson. He’ll be doing some kooky shit in a hot air balloon or in Antarctica.