Detroit “ain’t bad” if you stay to the main attractions within a 2 mile or so radius of the center of downtown.

No he meant “violet” the color, because “Violet Cannibals” is a joke on the name of the famed “Purple People Eaters” Minnesota Vikings DL of the 1970's

The Violet Cannibals were good and all, but I think Pittsburgh’s “Metal Drapes” defense was better.

Which makes it even more puzzling why you would call them the “Greatest Show on Earth”

Yeah you’re such a die hard Rams fan that you don’t seem to know they were called “The Greatest Show On TURF”

On the bright side, the brawling in the stands of the Coliseum has turned out to be absolutely top notch.

It’s kind of hard to take a league, where world class players go for a final big payday when they’re no longer good enough for the big European Clubs, seriously.

I can’t believe you just said “It’s not about to get easier” and then mentioned the Lions as one of the reasons.

How about “’Murica’s Team”?

There was actually a dolphin named Bob that, between his stays at EPCOT Center and the Baltimore Aquarium, was responsible for the deaths of 5-6 other dolphins because he’d basically just beat the hell out them repeatedly.

Still would be a better pick than Johnny Football was.

This is brilliant beyond words.

Cents?

Yeah “epic” is one way of putting it.

Oops. My mistake.

I’m predicting that next week’s Browns vs. Bills matchup is the first game in NFL history where the final score is 1-0.

Lamar Jackson might want to REALLY consider staying in school and not entering the NFL draft this year.

Cleveland won a title.

How you can still ask questions like this after the election?

Dumbest. Call. Ever.