Didn’t have to. They were always immaculate.

Mao did it first.

I’ll make a matching contribution if you can make it happen.

Normally when a professional sports GM sucks at their job and is fired, they usually just go back to the broadcast booth or fade into obscurity.

I’d like to give credit to Mrs. Thompson’s 3rd grade class at Maple Tree Elementary School for coming up with the design of the Bucks’ uniforms.

Even though I wasn’t a Suns fan I did always like him as a player.

If Baylor spent their money on things like rape investigations, they might not have enough left to pay the salaries of the football players.

My favorite Doc Rivers moment ever. He and Kevin Johnson had been yapping at each other earlier in the game, so KJ hits Doc with a crushing shoulder check to end the half..............and the awesomeness ensues.

The paint job on the Bucks floor looks like something you’d see at a junior college.

I would be willing to be thrown under dozens of buses before being fired if it meant I walked away with $11.6 million at the end of the day.

Never, because fans attitudes about the fastasmagorical amounts of corruption, greed and just plain evil that take place in sports, are similar to the average German citizen at the end of WWII when they acted all shocked and said “We knew there were some problems with the Nazi Party, but WE HAD NO IDEA THINGS WERE…

Oh get real.

Rob Ryan has a set of tits that can hold their own against Magos’ pair

“DECKS OFFICIAL, FLIPS TABLES AND COMPLETELY FREAKS OUT AFTER LOSING”

I certainly hope the IOC steps in with severe sanctions to send a message to the other countries that such greed and corruption, without the IOC officials getting their cut, simply will not be tolerated.

Maybe that’s why he usually choked in the clutch in big games, he was too worried about getting a call his child was about to be born and he had no idea which city he’d have to go to to see it

Or say that Trump Steaks taste like shoe leather.

Yeah they both do have that special “something” about them Horford lacks.

Literally. Robert Parish accidentally set fire to Bird’s jersey while smoking a pre game joint in the locker room and Larry was so focused on the game that he didn’t even notice until the end of the first quarter by which time he already had 21 points.

Felger then proceeded to tell how Larry Bird once had both arms torn off in an accident while driving to Boston Garden through 10 feet of snow and, not only did he still make it in time for tip-off, he ended up with a triple double.