Yeah, I was so appalled by the choice of Oprah fucking Winfrey for Planet Earth, I literally left the country. (Well, I was leaving already, but that choice of narration made the move much easier)

Needs some Benny Hill music in the background.

Wow, when he was running up those stairs at the air field, I was literally holding my breath. That looked pretty thrilling, to say the least.

And this Batman's business card will be in bone. With Silian Rail lettering.

What about him puts you off? I find him rather charming myself.

And giraffes! What the fuck's up with those long-ass necks?

Wow, that was a pretty fucking stupid thing to say.

Agreed! However, wouldn't the 2nd Amendment belong in the "Relics of Ye Olden Days" list?

"That's what you get for messin' with God's ... America."

AMERICA WILL BLOW UP THE MOON.

Maybe that's just one of the side effects of traveling by map.

How could showing female pilots getting blown up be too intense, when Lucas happily destroyed an entire planet in A New Hope? That kind of freaked me out a little bit when I was a lad.

Somewhere out there a Targaryen is being forced to hoof it.

So if they end up defeating the monsters, will there be cake?

This is a much more likely scenario.

I found the air conditioning unit segue into the sentence "And so it's the same kind of concrete that was under Jeffrey's shoeless, calloused feet" to be a particularly painful one.

There were more than a couple cringes during the reading of this article.

Oh, that was dreadful! My God, if you're going to do a parody, then at least use a song that doesn't make you want to turn it off after a paltry five seconds. That was intolerable.

Meh. Left me feeling a bit cold, all told. Acting was a bit dodgy, the "hologram ruse" was over-used, and I still don't know why the detective just shot the guy at the beginning, and then read his chip. A bit ludicrous; I'd like to see an entire short film revolve around the cute robot.

And, much like the Great Pyramids of Giza, this will be built almost exclusively with slave labour.