That being said, I can't wait to get my hands on these maps.

Quality tip from your book-loving friend!

I love that, "an animal of some kind". But is it wrong for me to have laughed at the story?

No, I'm talking about the way these three young punk women are talking while rehearsing. Do you think young punks thrashing in a studio talk like that?

I couldn't help but remember that Heder is a pretty hard-core Mormon whilst watching this. Far too freaking preachy to enjoy, truth be told.

Dunno about this one. I'm thinking I'd be in the midst of reading it and constantly putting it down, yelling, No one talks like this!

You want to know how much $516,000 is in the "big picture"? Less than a drop in the ocean. This is nothing. Don't necessarily see you guys screaming bloody murder at the billions in tax cuts for overly-profitable oil companies or the blank cheques that are constantly being written for the defense budget. But fuck…

Yes, but his character he plays on the TV is a "Republican" host.

Piece of cake! If you have access to a laboratory.

Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, does it? Mittens himself was a bully (still is, truth be told) - so it makes perfect sense that his sons would be a bit on the unhinged side as well. But Tagg seemed to be joking ... Mr Death Stare Josh, on the other hand? I'd watch out for him.

Ever try to watch Big Bang Theory without a laugh track?

In a way I agree with you; but at the same time, the books have been out for quite some time. Maybe you should catch up? I did, and it only took me about two weeks.

Frankly, I was a little gutted that Patches wasn't in Season 2. There was something so indelibly creepy about that fool.

I love hunting. Look at the map, and follow it to various critters you can shoot, skin and then sell at markets!

But now with 100% less poltergeist hauntings!

If you ever have to give CPR, an important rule of thumb is to pump the chest to the rhythm of Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees. Seriously! "Ah, ah, ah, ah - stayin' alive! Stayin' Alive!" Quite literally about two beats a second.

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Goddamn, I love Reykjavik - quite possibly the coolest city on the planet. You haven't lived unless you've experienced a runtur on a Friday night, drinking Brennevin at Damon Albarn and Björk's Kaffibarrin cocktail lounge.

Absolutely fascinating article - but have to question the use of the word "evil". It's "evil" - how? I'm genuinely curious.

The zombies were plainly visible under the tarp of the tent, making grabs for the little girl's Hello Kitty sneakers? Lily had a shovel? And she goes back under the tent? Don't know about you, but I'd just head over the the zombie lumps and stab them in the back of the neck with the shovel. Seems a little easier than…