Haha, this reminds me of an article in News Of The World back in the 1990s, where it was revealed that the suicidal denizens of China were getting ready to destroy the Earth by jumping at the same time on a particular day - and it was every American's God-given duty to jump at the same time to offset the Chinese…

Yeah, if you look at the bottom left-hand corner of the screen, you can see the minutes going by like seconds.

I'm starting to suspect that you're Kruger.

"Get busy swimming, or get busy dying." FTW.

Wow, I'm really looking forward to this! Wonder if this Heller is related to the Catch 22 Joseph Heller. Danke for the QT!

Yeah, I've always likened Queensland to a Down Under Florida. Spooky how similar they are. Crocodiles! Palm trees! Pretty beaches! Weird politics, and weirder people. Even Queensland Premier Campbell Newman and Florida Governor Rick Scott are weirdly similar.

No, an opinion is saying, "I don't like this." Or, "This isn't my cup of tea." Or even, "I can't believe people can actually watch stuff like this." It was the language (s)he used. "This needs to stop," was actually said. And believe it or not, that's a dangerous opinion to have indeed; it reeks not of merely an…

"Need to stop"? Why, so people like you with such delicate sensibilities don't have to suffer through the indignities of watching them? Seriously mate, just don't watch if you're so damn offended. You sound just like a stupid brainwashed Christian child who just can't understand anything outside their narrow spectrum…

Bummers. Copyright control by Disney makes it unwatchable.

Thus the whole "any similarities to any persons living or dead are purely coincidental." I doubt very seriously they'd be able to come up with a name for a character that isn't already being used, what with 314 million people alive in the United States alone. Otherwise the name "John Smith" would be right out.

Can't help but notice that Red Dead Redemption isn't in your list. As far as open-world titles (and massive amount of hours to play), this is the best Rockstar game I've played since GTA. It's been out a while as well, so you could probably find it pretty cheap if budget's your problem. Go for it - it's amazing.

Debunked, sadly.

Hogwash. My name is Dullard McDullington and I'm an accountan —- wait, wait, what?

Looks like Hill was in the right placenta at the right time.

Zing.

It's a deflated plastic weird-ball. If you look at the top of it, you can see it's concave - fully inflated, those "spikes" that are turned in on themselves would be fully erect on the sphere.

It's like the same as a political "red/blue" map.

Looks silly. But, that being said, it's awfully nice to see Joel Edgerton get more roles - he's a hell of a nice bloke.

Pitfall really ground my gears back in the day. There was an offer for some kick-ass Activision swag if you beat a certain score, took a picture of the screen and mailed said picture to the game people. After a feverish weekend of doing nothing but playing Pitfall, I finally achieved the goal! I took a picture and…

Probably suffer. And realise that your longings for self-pleasure are sinful, sinful feelings. Suffer in pain and shame!