Thought this this morning, but if you added a wispy mustache and beard to that face, he might bear a small resemblance to Theon Greyjoy.

Her words, not mine. But frankly I have more important things to get worked up over these days than B.S. political correctness.

C'est un autre jour dans la vallée étrange ...

I remember I was in Nice, France with some friends at a little cottage in St Jeannet and one of my friend's friends was heavily pregnant - drinking like crazy. I'm talking tequila shots, beers, wine ... you name it, she drank it. And chain-smoked while at it. My eyebrows must have raised a bit, for she took me aside a…

Also handy for people who dislike human contact. No hugging going on whilst wearing this number!

Looks like the best way to defeat the dreaded Dork is to give it a hug.

Ha, that reminds me of a bit I saw on the teevee once:

Other Cyborg's Pussies!

I know that clam! His name is Sam. He owns a disco called Sam Clam's Disco. I left my harp in there.

Eastern Antarctica? Wouldn't every point on Antarctica be a northern one?

I think raw audio would just have consisted of whooshing wind noises - almost as bad as that forlorn folk tune.

My editor saw this video and said what I (and many other people, I assume) were thinking. I'll let her put it in her own words:

I forget where I read this, but I like its simplicity:

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My theory is that dolphins, one of sardines' top predators, are wising up to how the Japanese treat them, and giving the island a wide berth. Less dolphins eating sardines = more sardines consuming a finite resource (i.e., oxygen). Therefore, it's a die-off of spectacular proportions.

I've always liked the idea of becoming a reef.

Yeah! It is home to Kink.com. What's cool is that they do guided tours about twice a month - strictly for adults, because you never know if filming's going to be happening.

Advert at the bottom of the video mentioning the End Times FTW.

What time is it?

Whatever you do, don't pee in the Amazon Basin. Trouble!