Them two rangas were as red in the head as a dick on a dog.

This is the first thing that popped in my mind.

Dunno. This is MTV we're talking about, right? Home of shit reality programs, guidos and guidettes, and pregnant 16 year-olds? Get your stinkin' paws off it, MTV!

I totally was, mate.

"They speak pretty good English, for a bunch of crazy Swedes."

I reckon the Cornelia Marie and Time Bandit will be on the case in no time.

My favourite Monty Python song of all time.

Did they intentionally make his (her?) hand do the Vulcan "Live Long And Proper" gesture whilst it was waving at the end of the video? If so, pretty cool on them. If I were in charge, I'd probably train it to say at random intervals, "Dave? Dave? What are you doing, Dave?"

I gotta say, I've got two of them! Was going to recycle them; but not anymore. (Oh yeah, I'll still recycle them, but just not right away)

"Yep. Made it so."

Show of hands: Who thinks the American remake of "Being Human" is going to be terrible? *hand up* My God — I think it's going to be heinously awful.

My big question is: Does there really need to be a reboot of Spiderman? Frankly I think it's a sign of diminishing imaginations — it's only been a couple of years, movie makers! How about waiting a decade or three before rebooting something that's still somewhat fresh in our consciousness?

Same with adult sharks. If comparing bite pressure to, say, that of a human jaw muscle, then they're pretty equal for the most part. Not scary? OK then, but if you add to that those wicked-sharp teeth, that's still going to f••• you up; and you'll probably bleed to death if you don't get help quickly. So yeah — maybe…

All I can say is, it better be rated "R".

@NorthernLite: I would be down with that. Just the sheer sociopathic selfishness of the act gives me conniptions!

WTF was he doing on the road after all those drunk-driving violations? Uh, hello - shouldn't his license have been revoked or something? Or even a breathalyzer installed in his ignition?

But the Predator clip is with an otter!

@OliversArmy: Give it time, and Canada will join us. '51st State' has such a nice ring to it.

Sorry, Officer Bubbles, but the 2nd Amendment guarantees our right to bear bubbles. Get used to it!

@DarthVegan: True, but I sort of considered "Carnivale" to have been something of a sci-fi show. Not their most cohesive or well-done show, but never uninteresting.