Try being Italian and having the name Mario

They’re incredibly conservative, but Iran is at least a rational state actor, unlike, say, North Korea. Culturally, they’re no worse than many countries we have good relations with and regularly sell arms to (Saudi Arabia, anyone?). The actual government is even relatively unremarkable, but the religious groups and…

The Iranian government is a mix between theocratic and parliamentary. They’re simply enforcing a Muslim requirement. People trying to avoid the law enforcement in this situation is not unlike American drivers slowing down when they see a speed trap ahead. People forget that the Iranian people chose their theocratic…

Or I could get a 2006 Mercedes S65. Looks way more understated, has way more comfortable seats, and isn’t overloaded with massive tacked on screens or badges. The S65 has a twin-turbo 6L V12 as well, and it has 604hp and 738 lb-ft of torque. And this is from a car in 2006 that can be bought for less than $30,000 at…

There are, by my count, two ways to change these parameters: become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

Bullshit. Macklemore isn’t famous because he’s white, Macklemore is famous because his producer (Ryan Lewis) is fantastic. I don’t care who you are, if you can’t shake your ass to Thrift Shop, Ceiling Can’t Hold Us, etc. then you might as well be dead.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

I always wear a helmet. I’d be dead otherwise. I just don’t think the government should make that choice for me. Michigan has an insurance requirement.

Lane-splitting is a compulsory part of the test in the UK and we find it bizarre that other countries hate it.

But hey, if you want to be in the running for a Darwin Award, be my guest.

This is the correct way to enforce this law. A long, drawn-out court case by the ACLU is not. If you’re going to get a government document with a strainer on your head to prove a point then you had best stick to your guns.

Well, the man and everyone else in the “faith” make fun of legitimately religious people, so Russia will make fun of him in response. Sounds right to me.

I’m with you on the first part, but the part about lanesplitting is ignorant at best. If a person is willing to take the risk of using a bike for transportation they should be able to enjoy the benefits that come with that risk. If you’re jealous that they are moving while you sit there in traffic go get a bike and…

So? That’s their choice. Everybody does stupid things that endanger themselves. Where do you draw the line? Let me put it this way. Do you have a job? I guarantee you’ve violated an OSHA guideline today- everybody does. I think you should therefore get a $300 ticket. Does it maybe seem a little overboard now? I’m all…

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I agree, seatbelts should not be mandatory either.

‘Wahh I’m sitting in traffic so everyone else should too.’

Why the hate for lane-splitting? I’ve never understood it. Are you just jealous or mad because someone is getting “ahead of you”. Be honest. BTW I dont ride a bike.

I still don’t know why anyone wants a fix for what I declare a “feature” of these cars...

People don’t hate fun. Ruining other people’s fun is their fun.