You think they work? Please, most of these people are borderline children still in grade school. The same 15-year-olds you hear yelling racial slurs in online matches.

It's really hard to trust a Kinja site for news about a group that arose in response to a ton of impropriety and shady journalism perpetrated by another Kinja site. I'm sure this will stay hidden and buried or whatever, but it's worth trying to find a more neutral source of information than a sister publication.

Cue the race-baiting, preemptive attacks on anybody who might critique the article's premise.

That seems like a pretty ridiculous loophole in the rules. Why not just kick your opponent in the nuts? Shit, just hit him with a 2-by-4, and when he can't get up, you win by TKO!

How do you not kick onside here? Worst case scenario is that they fall on it at like their own three yard line. Best case you're first and goal on their five or so.

Anything in the checkout aisle. Now that your self-control is effectively exhausted from a trip around the grocery store, your local market will hit hard at the checkout line. "If you buy near the checkout, you'll often see the same items for less along the aisles," says Marks. "Impulse items that people buy waiting…

It's probably just be a stunt before the official format change, which is a pretty typical tactic. When I worked in radio we did this a few times. Once we flipped a format and for three days the station was a dogs-only theme. We only played dog-themed music, ran "ads" for bones and dog parks, and even had a fake…

And just remember, very few people become Campus Police as a first choice. They are Campus Police because they couldn't get into a real police department.

But this is coming from the *school* police department.

Fascinating how a state that pretty much tops the charts for poverty and lack of interest in paying for anything is suddenly awash in cash.

you keep bringing up height as your only example. we get it pros are faster, taller and stinger than all of us. The point is that rather than to do away with gender divisions in sports, we decided to give the lesser athletically inclined gender their own leagues to compete in. Otherwise we could just have a single…

This is tough but getting up on a soap box and saying whoever should just be allowed to compete is obviously not the solution. Your article offers no solutions at all, it's an editorial bitching about how something is being handled without an offer as to what to do instead. You want to write op eds? Form a coherent…

If Ray Rice considered himself a woman would we be okay with what he did? How do we reconcile the fact that we don't want people genetically born men hitting people genetically born women, but we think they should be allowed to dominate women's sports?

As an attorney who deals with random people at least through third parties, I'm going to try to translate stupid. When she says she "didn't understand" the plea deal, she means she didn't like it and didn't understand WHY she had to do it. She was whining to her lawyer about why she shouldn't have to do or pay…

If Kirby Puckett taught me one thing, it's that NO ONE's representation of themselves to the public can be trusted.

I'm a big fan of Grain Belt! I've just decided Schlitz is a smidge better (and also nationally available).

The only way Grain Belt will not be America's Best Cheap Beer is if we don't consider Grain Belt to be cheap.

Just Do Something, Anything - nope, doesn't work without money. All you can do is try to do something that makes money. It saps the life out of everything else.

"I guarantee there is someone, somewhere that cares about you."

Um, before we go and start feeling bad for Bartman all over again, could everyone please take a deep breath and remember that this man is a CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER?!?