Totally still on the family plan at 28. Grandfathered in for unlimited data = winning.

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

Turkish fighter jets constantly invade the airspace of Greece, but Greece does not destroy them. The bomber had dropped bombs, and was unarmed, he is no danger to the security of Turkey, went into space for 20 seconds (20 seconds did not make 10 warnings).

Well I live in Turkey and this is exactly my feeling right now.

Turkey and Erdogan have their own agenda and it is an Islamist one. They start fearing for their ISIL friends...

Well, at least it’s much uglier than the S60.

Once again, the answer, of course, is a Saab:

looks kind of like one of those generic “luxury cars” that cant look like an actual production vehicle in the game Grand Theft Auto

I wonder if the suspension will be tuned to be different (flatter) than the Miata. That could be a solid selling point for me. Also very curious to see what the price difference is.

The TL:DR version:

No student attending Yale will ever be in the “oh, poor me” category of life.

You’re making this look like America’s dumbest generation. Millennials living up to their reputation. Complaining about how good they have it. Fucking best education on the planet, opening doors of opportunity 99.999% of humans that have ever existed couldn’t dream of, and this is what they do with it: Whine?!?

I can’t be mad at yoga pants.

Technicals

Rally 911.

This is part of why you don’t go to Gawker for foreign policy analysis. The other part being that they're mostly clueless on the topic.

I’ve seen one of those bitch baskets in my time.

Correct me if I am wrong but, wasn’t Iran also the most progressive and freethinking country in the region when they were under a democratic government?

Here’s the TL:DR in convenient, meme-ified image form...

All politicians are taking awkward and tenuous positions on Syria and the ME in general because Presidential politics. The bottom line on Syria is the Russians had a geopolitical advantage long before any of their recent moves there. Russia will fight tooth and nail to maintain this advantage, and I don’t blame them:…