(The last time Canadians burned themselves this bad with an ill considered foray they were playing Germany in Dieppe)

It is funny how people forgot the whole lying about her being party native American to qualify for minority status and benefits. It goes to show you that people don't really care if politicians lie, as long as it isn't about anything related to the job.

Ah the good old days, when we had actual leadership and pride in our country.

We’re not worthy.

D 7...Miss

Let's not worry about safety or anything because of course we wouldn't want to hurt your feelings!

Why the hell shouldn’t American airlines do anything to avoid wasting fuel? The fewer carbon emissions, the better, period. For the planet, for the species, for everyone. I’d be happy to see scales in airports with the numbers kept confidential, and I’m nearly the heaviest I’ve ever been in my life. I have only my…

I’ve always wondered why they don’t weight people with their luggage. That way you get one grand total and no one knows whether the passenger is heavy or just like to keeps bricks in their luggage.

There is something wrong with you if you feel your weight is something to be ashamed of. Either lose weight until you reach a number that makes you happy, or be happy with the number you have. To be embarrassed about it means there is something wrong with you.

I think it should be for price reasons, too, and I’m a big fat tuna, so it would be more expensive for me. You and your luggage hop on a scale, get weighed, pay the price per pound. And then have larger seats for the people who are bigger. I’d rather do that than continue to have my Kardashian ass squooshing up into…

Cape Air always asks for your weight when you weigh your bags. I don’t find it particularly weird.

Lulz.

Look, the Obesity Epidemic™ is a real thing. If some way, some how, commercial (like 737) airline flight is compromised by weight (which of course it is, but I’m sure we’re a long way off from toeing that line), then why *wouldn’t* you want this to be a thing?

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

“Alright you, top hairs lined up in the slot and wide out are going to run the short and mid underneath routes to clog up the middle. Opposite widout — need you to run the deep post, but don’t break it off until you are absolutely sure you have cleared out the left eyebrow and then keep fading to the right brow. Give…

Frightningly reminds me of the map of a Malaysian Airlines debris field

I’ve never been a hater or a fan of Brady, but honestly wondering what kind of morons don’t have white makes me like the guy.

“My friend and partner Alex Guerrero has been my body coach for 11 years and he has taught me so much.”

If you’re a male and spending more than $25 for a haircut, you are doing it very wrong! Also, your barber should also be your drug dealer.

“Amen” (sorry)

Is Tom an Atheist!? If so, awesome.