“Mark B. Perry has teamed up with The CW to develop a sequel series based on Dark Shadows....”

AND!

“I have a former Alaska governor and family drunken brawls expert on line one, Jack.”

AND UPDATE!

“It absolutely astounds me how much better this administration would be if the Republican President would just shut the fuck up.”

“Brilliance, also not to be confused with Bright.”

“The woman practically invented every twist ending it is possible for a murder mystery to actually have.” 

I was watching on YouTube a live broadcast (from Facebook?) using a cell phone from someone’s home in the Bahamas during the 1st day it was being hit by hurricane Dorian. They had built their house raised about 20 feet above the ground and the storm-surge flooding was already to the first landing of the stairs which…

“I’m pulling it out of the greys....”

“[T]he fact that he’s trying to make it a big deal in the news cycle means he’s up to some bullshit and this is one of his classic diversions.”

I once used a glue trap with a mouse that released it unharmed by spraying the glue with a cooking oil spray.

“He’s still the first result when you do a Google image search for ‘idiot’.”

“Too long” is something never said in porn. 

“I’m beginning to think that person with the flag was a plant..”

DANG!

“Richard Stanley’s adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s Color Out Of Space (starring Nicolas Cage, y’all)....”