If Bernie doesn’t get nominated, I guess I’m staying home. No way am I choosing between Hillary and Donald. Sorry America, and sorry to Virginia, where I live

Yeah well maybe if she wasn’t anointed the candidate in 2014 and the Media has assumed it the whole race! Bernie has gotten 43% of the pledged delegates and can easily win 3 states this weekend. It is utter bs that it is all over and he doesn’t get to spread his message.

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

I’m voting for whichever candidate pledges to arrest suspected terrorists and provide them with only IPA to drink until they break and tell all.

Precisely, all it needs is someone to mention how the kid had the potential to be as “Grindy” as Aaron Rowand, and the circle will be complete.

This is the most White Sox thing ever.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.