“Does Jeff Fisher have his finger in Fox’s butthole?” —A Deadspin Investigation

If I could just go back in time to when I was 12 and taken to my fist MLB game at Comiskey Park and punch my parents in the genitals, I would. This fucking team. Do you know how fucked it is that Reinsdorf and Williams appear to be on the better side of right here? When the hell has that ever happened?

Counterpoint: Jonathan Papelbon

I think Sale is using any reason he can find to go at Williams. I think he wants to leave in the worst way and will continue to pick fights until they trade him. Good on him, honestly. This team never moves the needle one way or the other and I think he’s probably fucking tired of it. I know I am.

You really have to work hard to make Kenny Williams and Jerry Reinsdorf look sympathetic. Seriously, fuck this guy.

I think this is more about Obama telling a room full of donors (who paid $33,000 to bask in his awesomeness) to abandon Sanders as a candidate.

I think you’re right on with #1. Sale wants to leave. They traded Flowers, who was his buddy. This team sucks because they never commit one way or another. They are the very definition of half measures. Sale said that he has never played “meaningful baseball” in his career, and he’s right.

I agree with you that this article is pretty much muck raking. There really is nothing to see here. That said, your line of reasoning here is... well I don’t get it. “GO BE A POLITICIAN” is the same as “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” and is really questionable thinking. Even you admit that you couldn’t do it…