Or, taken from a slightly different perspective... he was alone in a shed for months on end recording a special... what other face was he going to use? 

As should the original defense attorney who allowed this travesty to occur to their client. Paid, pro-bono, or public defender, letting your client plead to a nonexistent crime would seem to be a pretty strong reason for a legal malpractice suit.

So, let me get this straight.

“Rittenhouse, then 17 years old, said he had traveled from his home in Antioch, Ill., to protect private property and help as a medic.”

Confused where I said anything like that. What I said was that, based off the skimpy clothing substitutions forced on you and that ridiculous sashay walk cycle, the game appears to be made for the 13 year old male gaze. I’m not oppressing anyone pointing out the shitty design choice these folks made.

Of course not…

The part that got me most, was when Zack described creating his female character, only to find the options selected were replaced with booty shorts and high heels as soon as the game starts. The “sashay away” walk cycle video kind of cemented it, for me: this game appears to be made for the 13 year old male gaze. Ugh.…

Oddly refreshing to see the dev team acknowledge what we’ve all seen (or at least suspected), that Warzone was originally only intended to be tied to Modern Warfare, but scope-creep pushed them into a position of having to incorporate Black Ops and Vanguard content even though the platform was never built to do so.

Stil…

I was thinking more along the lines of “Punk Rock Girl”

I’ve been known to care, occasionally, if only for the warm realization of just how many other folks have seen (and commented on) some over-entitled dipshit showing their entire ass like that in public.

Also, herbs. Herbs love that shit. It’s like catnip to them.

Around my house, we are all acutely aware of “Final Destination moments”, defined as tiny details or things we notice that could quickly escalate to all -consuming disaster.

Then again, we also all have OCD to some extent and are massive fans of Rube Goldberg devices... so we can spot ‘em anywhere. We play a family…

Lambada? You mean.... the forbidden dance?

I mean, I can sort of get it, if you were one of the writers of ‘Grease’ and my comment triggered some kind of “Carlos Mencia stole my joke” reaction from you, but otherwise nah.

Or maybe you’re paying it forward for someone calling you out for replying “I’d buy that for a dollar!” to a different thread, because that…

Yeah.. and oft-repeated by others... so, like, not just from a movie. 

This comment reminds me of the old “If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!” line I heard as a kid. Of course, my reaction was, “Did coach just call us jock straps?”

I came from a mixed Jewish/Baptist/not-entirely-White/Hill-People family and this shit is universal.

On the Orthodox Jewish side of the fam, that light was turned on after a deep clean, just before sundown on Friday - so there would be light in the fresh clean kitchen for Shabbos (when there wasn’t a shabbos goy…

I didn’t see anyone else mention it yet, but that “Mrs. Robinson” tagline is chef’s kiss.

Please don’t give the herbs any more ideas, CTD. I know folks joke about ‘late stage capitalism’, but I’m honestly not going to be too surprised if they start slideshowing entire articles by word:

“The”
[Click to continue (and load shit loads more ads)]
“director”
[Click to continue]
“of”
[Click to continue]
”Harry Potter…

Does that $130 price tag include noise cancelling headphones for anyone who has to work near you?

I only ask because the fellow I worked across from for years had quite possibly the loudest keyboard ever made, and Bose QC 35's could barely keep it to a dull roar.

[Yes, Dave, I’m still talking about your keyboard on…