BUSTERBUSTERS SPRING 2017 AWWWW YEAH *EXPLOSIONS*

THE NEXT GHOSTBUSTERS IS ABOUT DOGS. THE NEXT GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE IS ABOUT A FRIDGE AND A TOASTER.

Nothing left but to grab it by the hair, bend it over and -

Darth Vader is super slow and very arrogant. Batman would use his breathing machine, slowness, and arrogance against him. Sure he might get force choked but Vader has to really focus on choking him to do that and a batarang to Vader would be enough disctraction for Batman to get out of the choke. He's got plenty of…

That other video was straight BS. Batman always wins. Always.

"Vaginas don't need lube."

In all seriousness, what exactly is the point of your comment?

That's cool, because I have black friends so I'm totally not a racist.

And how do you know that? I mean, yes, that's a new feature, but where are you getting the idea that it's the only feature? Valve has pointedly never changed the engine name for incremental updates before. This thing has a completely new physics engine. They've also come up with a completely new graphics API. And…

The point isn't that you should buy one, its that that guy who would get into pc gaming but hardware scares them and consoles are easier should buy one.

SO many people would lose their shit if Half Life 3 was exclusive with the Steam Machine at launch haha. But you're right, that would definitely push people to buy them!

The conference existing was real. The fact that Gabe Newell would take the stage at 3:30 on 3/3 to make an announcement was a rumor. Because that rumor writes itself.

Kotaku's Fall Headline: "Meet the Man who has collected all 347 Steam Machines".

I'm normally pretty forgiving with typos (those in glass houses, etc). But man, if I were Square Enix, there'd be only four words I'd make DAMN sure I spelled correctly.

*Renegade Interrupt*

A two-hour movie wouldn't cut it...it would need to be a big-budget multi-season show like Game of Thrones.

Absolutely stunning work. Well done, Freya!