It seems like he had that naked pictures of himself in his school district email account prior to being hacked, which...doesn't seem all that professional to me.

You're absolutely right! Horrible heatstroke isn't enough, make sure you can see that fucker's soul leaving its prone, roasting little body. You can't replace a car window but you can always have more kids!

You're absolutely right! Horrible heatstroke isn't enough, make sure you can see that fucker's soul leaving its prone, roasting little body. You can't replace a car window but you can always have more kids!

But why would someone's skull collapse if their brain was eaten away? Did the maggots also eat their skull? Why am I so concerned about X-Files science?

Sounds like she was right about it being a cult.

Did the the second bride call and used the wrong name or something? They said they were already booked because they WERE - with the first bride. That wouldn't be the salon's fault.

An organ with its own organs. That makes sense.

"Journalists whom I respect took shots that mostly revealed their lack of effort (would it be so hard to learn how to pronounce the name of someone you crucify?)."

So, does he think parents should have, you know, actual conversations with their 15-year-old daughters and sons about sex and contraception instead of making their kids feel terrified to approach them about such topics?

You can't spell "Gonidakis" without "Gonads."

Agreed. I prefer "Green Eggs and Long Pork."

A small glass of dinner at wine...or a small glass of wine when internet-ing! :)

I took Topamax briefly for migraines. It didn't have any effect on my headaches, but it changed my sense of taste and made my hands and feet tingle (to the point where it would wake me up in the middle of the night). I would also forget where I was going while I was driving to work. All of that happened within ten…

...do we have to hold them up and do a vagprism fist-bump like the Captain Planet rings?

Well of COURSE you don't know what it means! Neither do I , and that's because we have tiny little ladybrains! Look at it through your vaginaprism (I think I have a binder full of them somewhere if you need to borrow one) and you might understand it.

"But women, like all voters"

I'm pretty sure that everyone on Bridezillas was a huge asshole even before they decided to get married.