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IT is unutterably sad to me that her parents did not sit her down and make her realize that she did not get in to the college of her choice because she did not earn it. Bottom line. These upper middle class parents need to get real with their offspring: race and money can only get you so far. Granted, it will get you

Bee and Oliver are like Jon Stewart was split into two people like an old Star Trek episode... But somehow stronger instead of being a creepy rapist and a 1960s idea of a woman.

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

He is emphatically unfunny and while I also doubt he wrote this tweet it’s in line with his particular brand of bad comedy.

Even though Trevor Noah probably didn’t have anything to do with the tweet, this post still reminds me of how downhill the show has gone since John Stewart left. It’s cringe inducing.

Meh. It’s a bad (as in, unfunny) joke, but I’m not entirely sure the outrage is justified.

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Not a chance for me; I’m okay with Clinton, she’s infinitely preferable to Trump, and I realize that neither Stein nor Johnson have a chance of winning (and I don’t know enough about Johnson to know if I find him preferable to Clinton). However, I do the the sense that some of Sanders’ supporters are refusing to vote

Jesus, please don't do that.

Let’s hope this doesn’t happen in November with Bernie supporters (I’m one of them) voting for Jill Stein as a protest candidate.

Him x 17m right now.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

Well, holy fuck.

Not without a fight.

“I’d love to be in your movie, but you know, I’m just not black enough. Here’s a list of much blacker people you can call.”

She may have been the main/only reason that financing fell into place.

I’m pretty sure that whatever Christie picked up from McDonald’s didn’t make it into Trump’s hands.

Anyone who believes that Dana White would personally tell a journalist he got fired from network television anything of importance lacks critical thinking skills (which would explain why they’re Dana White apologists in the first place).

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"

Does the chart show where it's no longer considered creepy to have sex with someone? Third cousin twice removed? We all must be related to each other somehow, where is the line? In the olden days (I think as late as the early 20th century) it was still common to sleep with and even marry your first cousin.