They should be happy they didn’t have to compete in a rainpour.

Downpour or rainstorm. A downstorm isn’t a thing.

The Crocodile Dundee movies suggest that Australians can survive New York and Los Angeles. But I bet no movies would've been made had they tried to send Dundee to Tampa and its collection of Florida People.

“You’ve got this, my brother! Knife through the water like you always do! Don’t let no one cut you down! LET’S GOOOOOOOO! ”

Demoted to AAA for utter predictability.

All this criticism of Sam Bradford as being selfish and a bad mentor has been so unfair. I mean as you can see here, he’s been teaching Wentz everything he knows.

Nice work, Tom!

Hell yeah tom. Great post.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

This is why dressage is not a sport. Michael Jordan would have gone out there.

But he was the glue that held the team together!

There has been considerable sentiment to move it over the past few years, but I’m a traditionalist.

Given that Barbaro was maybe the unifying force of OG Deadspin, none of this is a surprise.

Lindsay seems nice.

Wait, you guys edit stories?

You can’s spell man ass without A’s.

Damn Daniel this is outstanding. One of the best things I’ve read during this election cycle. Bravo on an excellent and well-timed piece.

Whatever, theater nerd.

I'm an M.S. student at Columbia J-School. The career services department has shown a hilariously superficial interest in seeing me land a decent job after graduation. This whole clusterfuck is comically apt. Keep doing you, J-School.