"Stop enjoying a game and get in on this new Call of Duty!"

As someone who hasn't made it the first enemy in Amnesia, I can't wait to buy this game and look at it in my list tentatively.

This world is too crazy for me!

"if not a reason to wish you were still a kid?" I don't know about you, but I named my Nerf Retaliator 'Sting' because of how many spiders in my house I kill with it.

Ah, yea that makes sense now! Thanks!

"A day on venus is longer than a year on venus." Am I too high? This is messing with me

That's awesome!

It's a metaphor for anal

Parking lot?! How dare you insult our main event center!

"unless maybe you need to lug around more beers than you can actually carry" Why haven't I thought of this?!

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*Guy making useless comment on Kotaku criticizes other people for wasting time*

"CCP, the game's maker, has commissioned the monument to "serve as a physical manifestation of the respect and appreciation the company has for the millions of EVE Online players." Also is "and not the massive amount of hours lost trying to do something in-game?" an attack on EVE players or am I misreading?

Thank goodness they prefer to use it to skew trials illegally as per PRISM

Hot damn stranger let me teach you something! The world doesn't revolve around you (So not everyone has seen it), and if you are tired of seeing it as soon as you catch a hint that it's there you can just look away (So not even you have to see it).

Because Governments > Planet

Please Please PLEASE if you decide to join this game realize that it is different from any MMO you've played. PVP can happen anywhere when you undock so if you play wrong you can lose that ship you spent awhile on and there's no way to get it back.

Does yours get a lot of excess ink at the tip as well? That's the only complaint I have about these pens but I still buy them exclusively.

If you can get over the fantasy aspect (If that's not your thing) Bloodbowl is a very widely played tabletop game that has lasted for decades, and the game is a great adaptation.

"How To Pretend To Change" By The Government