TSA Agent 1: Guys, the public doesn't like us, what can we do?

Because politics. It's pretty shitty

10/10, would stare at for hours on shrooms

I've been waiting for this moment my whole life

If you're not speeding you have nothing to fear!

This is why I don't visit Jezebel, women can't take a joke :D

No kill switch, no sale.

Then comes Lavender Town :(

Indeed

That we've spent billions of dollars and given up our liberties to combat an enemy that is less dangerous than the people that we pay to uphold our laws.

Remember, you are more likely to be killed by a cop than a terrorist in the United States.

I walk past a Lambo dealership every day during lunch. They're sexy cars, but I would never spend that much money on one. Of course, maybe that's because I don't have the money to spend on one anyway.

Designed by America*

Awesome

Just put bird seed in it instead!

You had me at the bus stop photo.

Hmm, maybe that's how we'll do it. We'll cover all the important things with domes, then factories and whatnot can just be outside the domes, and we can have hazmat suits that we wear during the commute. It will be so great!

I agree, that's why I still believe it's just an urban legend

It's like the urban legend of someone making a car that gets some crazy amount of miles to the gallon, then the rights are purchased by the oil companies and never heard from again. I can certainly see it happening, although I'd think there was some kind of law against that I doubt it.

Nah guys it's the best next gen system ever! Right guys?!