thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice

He didn’t explain it because the argument that “a national trade embargo with Cuba didnt work, therefore we should promote and wrestle in a country with a terrible human rights record that just murdered a journalistis so self-evidently fucking stupid, that anybody who isnt a complete and utter dipshit should

Bud Dupree admitted last week that after Ryan Shazier paralyzed himself, he and Vince Williams were “looking for revenge” against the Bengals. For years, Steelers players have had a history of making dirty hits on Bengals players, hits that resulted in rules being changed repeatedly (Hines Ward’s season-ending hit on

This shit is adorable.  I want all sports PR to be cute shit like this or when the Lions had players put their hands in a box and figure out what they were touching.

Thought it was New Bedford Pool Tables?

Connecticut Hedge Fund Managers

There are lots of teams with these kinds of names.

Carolina Cholera 

Never thought I’d see a city have lil dick disease about Hartford, but here we are.

I wonder what the other hate goblins on the short list for this job think about all of this nonsense.

Her PhD was on children coping with PTSD. She wrote papers on how to detect PTSD in 9/11 survivors, and the psychological damage that staying in the closet can cause.

Well somebody is recently divorced.

After he said that I thought “Maybe this is a sketch?”

This was inevitable. Meme-ception.

“Can you give me a chance?” scream-whines the man who has not yet let a woman respond to his prior comments. What an asshole. 

That cheap bastid STILL owes me for driving that van full of illegal voters from California to Alabama just to thwart Roy Moore.

I thought that was always the message?  

So I guess anyone in jail or prison for crimes they committed while 17 or younger is just going to be released today, right? Because nothing could possibly have been serious enough to try them as adults or ruin their futures, right?

As a lawyer, that struck a chord with me as well. He can admit he made mistakes in his youth - e.g., I drank too much when I was young; I may not have always treated women with the respect they deserve; etc. - and still credibly deny that he ever assaulted anyone. But the fact that he’s unwilling to concede even

Maybe Kavanaugh has been respectful to women most of his life. Maybe these are the only times in his entire life that he has ever acted inappropriately towards a woman. But the use of the word always (especially someone in the legal field, who knows the risk of the word always) concerns me. It indicates to ma an

This guy is exactly the type of rich-boy wannabe jock I knew back in HS.