If they’re going to throw out a non-apology/denial, why is it that no one on the Republican side of things seems capable of crafting anything remotely resembling the masterful piece of text you just did?

Thanks! I don’t do PR, but I assist companies and individuals responding to regulatory inquiries that may reveal misconduct, and I know that if you are going to categorically deny something you need to bring the receipts or your credibility is shot. Although it’s obviously different for an individual, than a company…

I was going to say, "Don't give em free PR, Richard! Sheesh!" lol

Wow, do you work in public relations? Because that defense you wrote was amazing. You should get paid big bucks to write statements like that.

This defense is pretty amazing to watch unfold. I mean, he probably could have gone with “This allegation was from decades ago. I simply cannot recall a specific incident like the one mentioned, nor the specific party. And while I may not have always been appropriate with women in my younger years (which changed as I…

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

My wife and I moved up to the Cleveland area last year (she’s originally from the area), and I gotta say that watching the Browns win one was a lot of fun.

Of course, I’m a Chicago fan, so outside of the Blackhawks and the Cubs of the last few years, I’ve been used to disappointment--so I tend to be sympathetic towards…

The Browns had their pick of all the college football players and they spent that pick on the player who was best at playing football in college.

I’m in Vegas right now, so I can’t tell if all the people cheering when they won was out of pity for the fans’ suffering or an indication that a ton of people bet on them. For one day it seemed everyone was united in saying go Browns.

Fireman Ed just re-retired.

I’m sorry, Tyrod got a raw deal in Buffalo but Baker clearly outplayed him. Tyrod looks timid out there, he’s waiting for guys to get wide open. Baker wasn’t afraid to throw into small windows. It's a small sample size but it was night and day.

Sports is escapism, and this is as good as early-season escapism gets.

What a shit show 2018 is, and I know the Browns winning one game isn’t much, but I dig it, and it made me happy, and that’s what we want from sports.

I’m a lifelong Browns fan - since 1971, kids - and that was genuinely thrilling!  It felt more like a college game.

His arm *is* truly impressive. Good for him.

I said before the game...this shit wack jets browns game will probably be the best thursday night game of the season

This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

As a Steelers fan, I hate Pig Ben. I also hate the Rooney's "character matters" bs, which the fans gobble up. If the third string WR, or fifth ILB, gets in trouble they're cut. When the star QB, the star RB, the star OLB, or the next star OLB gets in trouble for rape, weed, dogs killing animals, or beating his wife.…

This is a very weirdly constructed song. Multiple key changes and no chorus or bridge. It’s just verse, (key change) verse, (key change), repeat.

I loved that show so much. She was a goddamn DELIGHT.