Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

..................God, I wish....................I could see her having Rob Porter do dog tricks in leather crotchless panties............................

Gossiping about the single young woman employee sleeping with every older male employee feeds into a disgusting sexist trope. I don’t care what their politics are, Hope Hicks’ sex life is not really our concern? If there are affairs going on *that impede official work or national security* that’s a problem - otherwise…

Hey! Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ a slut! But there’s plenty wrong with being in any way professionally, or just phallically, attached to the current administration. :)

“....because that’s when his body by KFC kicks in.”..

Trying not to picture Trump having sex is an underrated burden of modern politics.

I assume the hair situation is likely at the core of most, if not all, of these payoffs we’re hearing about. No one can hear the truth about the hair!

*I desperately rush to the ticket window with bundles of loose dollar bills in my hands*

“I’m putting all of this on Hope Hicks!”

Wilbur Ross.

I mean I don’t like engaging with baseless rumors spread by someone with an obvious axe to grind.

Does it rhyme with Pope Picks?

#notallflatasses

I Hope she tells us who it is.

I wonder why Laura Ingraham didn’t have a problem with Steve Kerr’s recent comments. What could it be?

Sarcasm aside, if Lebron James was white, he’d be everything Republicans love - a successful self-made businessman, philanthropist, and devoted family man. James does more to help humanity every day before breakfast…

It needs to be televised, sure, but there also needs to be an odd man out. I don’t know how you do this, but somehow you have to allow for the coaches to pick one alternate indiscriminate of conference.

Just talking isn’t rapping.

...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

Judges gonna judge.

This is low key the most insulting thing anyone has ever said about conservatism, and I’m here for it.

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.