thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice

Of course MC5 is punk. Where do you file Motörhead though?

I suppose it’s only fair I confess mine as well. About 5-10 years ago some local/state level pol in the south - I think it was NC - had a moment when she took some wildly, outlandishly reactionary and antediluvian position. She was getting saturation coverage for a few days and every time I saw her picture my lizard

“Confess your garbage taste in sexual partners” is my favorite genre, thanks for your contribution.

This was a brave piece.

Tibbetts will live on in the lurid imaginings of those whose politics relies upon vilifying black and brown bodies”

This is unprovable, but it seems pretty obvious to me that the valorization of white women has the paradoxical effect of making the more racist of that demographic both more frightened of (Amber Guyger)

He’s a rapist my dude, sorry you’re having trouble with that.

Yeah, Burfict needs to get fined/suspended/etc. for his cheap shots, but hearing the Steelers - who cheerfully employed the most notorious head hunter in NFL history (James Harrison) - squealing like stuck pigs about dirty play, well, let’s just say I find that a bit rich.

The only good thing to com of this sham investigation is that the moderate-posturing GOP Senators who end up rubber stamping this motherfucker are going to have to also fully show their asses in the process.

I’m not a misogynist but I’m definitely a mismegynist.

They’re gonna make the tax cut their own Obamacare fail aren’t they? They’ll take the House, repeal it 31 times while Dopey vetoes it, get unified control in 2020 and not repeal it.

“I’ve addressed this, I don’t have anything else to add.”

I hope a story comes out that he blew a guy in college so we can read all these conservatives write things like “like every other red blooded American man, I too have been known to pull a train or two.”

Kanye has released enough great music to make all of his future bullshit newsworthy, so we get from now until he dies with periodic reminders that he has become a garbage human being, interrupted every 5 years or so by a lackluster album everyone will initially excitedly proclaim a return to form and then promptly

A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

No one who attends a UB40 concert deserves to be on the Supreme Court.

Absolutely. Sleight of hand tricks just kill me, I’d have probably cycled through every single reaction all those guys had.

Great piece, really enjoyed it.

I’m sure someone has made this point elsewhere in the comments but I’m lazy so I’ll just probably repeat it: dress codes are incredibly patronizing towards guys, like if a girl is dressed a certain way our rape gene will be activated and we’ll have no choice but to assault them.

Motherfucker still putting me off with his “no postal service here” song and dance, like Pay Pal doesn’t exist. Does he think I’m stupid?

Those checks were about as real as my Soros checks.