thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice

They should’ve let me know they were looking for a c-word when they were changing from Judicial Confirmation Network, I’d have gladly supplied one.

The message I’m getting here from conservatives is that high school dudes are free to rape whoever they want.

Oh man even better - he says he’s gay so of course he would never have assaulted a girl!

“You said it, happysunday!”

Those first 3 are things any decent human should show towards others. The last is something only men can show to only women. I think the difference is telling.

When they go low, knee them in the head.

Sounds a bit like an overwrought, live-action adaptation of Frogger.

Personally, I wouldn’t want to win any competition that puts me at the head of the line to get beaten to dust by Khalil Mack.

Maybe let Ryan start and absorb maximum abuse from Chicago, then put Jameis back in?

I say we tape up both their fists, put them into a steel cage, and fire the cage into the sun.

Reminds me one of my very favorite movie lines:

That really would have been a great response though, I’m glad they didn’t put anything like that together.

“Senator, I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to get it up when your* blackout drunk, but I can assure you it’s well nigh impossible even with the assistance of a couple of off-the-clock strippers. As such, I would never have been in a position to commit sexual assault because such a crime is impossible if one does not

“Senator, I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to get it up when your* blackout drunk, but I can assure you it’s well nigh impossible even with the assistance of a couple of off-the-clock strippers. As such, I would never have been in a position to commit sexual assault because such a crime is impossible if one does not

This is all only going to get worse before it gets better.

Let’s review this exercise in futility, shall we?

“Teams that believe they are playoff caliber will pay a premium for a perceived quality/servicable QB if their starter goes down for the season” was pretty much my point, and instead of responding to that (or not at all, which is usually a quality option) you decided to Well Actually me about the trade deadline.

Listen, Darnold is a stud. He’ll be great. But as a Browns fan, it’s so nice to see them win. I’d rather see it against the Stellers, but whatever. They finally fucking won. And the Jets have their franchise. Not their Sanchize but their actual franchise. It’s all good, trust me.