thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice

“Here’s your Caprese salad, sir, extra yogurt.”

It was really interesting to hear from people out there who are questioning the way they were brought up. I’ve been raised conservative...I see my future in politics becoming the face of young conservative women.

“I was commenting in an ironic and self-deprecating fashion” is one of those IT WAS SATIRE responses that’s the go-to for dumbasses who reveal their true feelings and are shocked people find them repellent.

I first heard her way back in 2011 (“Oblivion” and “Devon,” for the record) and heard quite a bit more since, and none of it ever made any kind of impression on me. I never got what the buzz was about, her stuff comes off as completely pedestrian. Which is fantastic now that it appears her politics are garbage.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is having the most lovely effect on conservatives - especially motherfuckers like Meghan, Comey and other “never Trump” conservatives who have been earnestly working on getting halos from liberals. You think the likes of them are your friends because they meet the bare minimum of decency by

more like felony awesomeism amirite?

I feel like Pats fans just got a glimpse of what Browns fans saw full time when he coached in Cleveland. Sure he cleaned up his act and did better, and lucked into the GOAT QB, but that streak of stubborn arrogance was probably sublimated and not vanquished.

Isn’t it remarkable that no one on the right has ever referred to Barron as an anchor baby?

And I guess to be as fair to her as I’m willing to be to her, DT ending up president was like a 200-1 longshot coming in at the track. But she voluntarily hitched her wagon to someone who has literally no redeeming qualities. Like with W, he was a war criminal but at least his defenders would say “he’s a God-fearing

It’s all been chaos since Omarosa quit.

So the Main Street Investors Coalition is not a group of civic minded entrepreneurs who want America to invest in the mom and pop stores that drive the economy, but is rather a group of regular middle Americans who are concerned about how their 401(k) nickels are being used, is that right? Jesus these people can’t

Mostly cosigned, but god damn Barron doesn’t deserve this. I think the Whitney Houston movie has activated my sympathy for kids born into situations surrounded by garbage adults.

Sorry, I’m calling bullshit on that comment.

I just imagine her starting out with the twice-divorced adulterer and thinking “OK I’ll suck it up for the cash, if Anna Nicole could do it so can I” and the next thing she knows she’s First Lady and the deets are being endlessly discussed in every damn media outlet on the planet and she’s horrified at what her life

I immediately thought the same thing. On the face of it, it’s laughable, but I think it’s really the case that many on the right are motivated by a (seldom-articulated) bowel voiding fear of the other. Like, the anger and intolerance and bigotry and bellicosity and all that stuff that kind of gets thought of as

...says the dude who looks like a Sectoid corpse