thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice
thiswasnotmyfirstchoice

“Shall we renegotiate the prenup, or shall I go ahead with that First Lady tell-all book I’ve got penciled for release in late September 2020?”

Wonderful story.

Were you to come over

Maybe you meant Secretary kinky?

I don’t think there was any kind of promise to that effect in the headline. That said, the detached tone took away from the piece.

Helen was a boss, she’d have insisted on a heavy wooden paddle.

A right wing that successfully worked out its kinks would cease to exist.

that they were in response to Republicans who demanded that he increase border security and enforcement before discussing immigration reform.

“A Call For Bipartisanship” reminds me of my all time favorite poll. Asked if George W Bush was a uniter or a divder, 50% said uniter and 50% said divider.

IDK, seems like he’s becoming more presidential with time.

That’s a nice video, I hope they’re staying clean.

You’re really getting piled on here so let me just say: your hyperbole was clear to me, and while it’s good you added the caveat later it’s possible that those ripping you a new one were also drunk and not in their best reading comprehension mode.

Also, you should drink water now. xo

I’ve long felt that her brand of feminism had an unmistakable whiff of class warfare about it, that she was the original Lean In feminist. From the “bimbo eruption”/trailer park messaging towards her husband’s accusers right up through incidents like this, it seems like men who are high enough on the totem pole can

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Some of us love music without the politics thrown in it.

“One candidate was terrible, the other was much worse” is not a popular take on the left. :p

His grave should be given prominent and unprotected placement on the MSU campus along with a sign inviting passerby to piss on it.

Obligatory Selleck Waterfall Sandwich reference: