Yup.

Ahahaha that top one is so good. I’d seen it before but I’d forgotten how funny it was. Thanks for the chuckle.

I think she has a sister named Hennessey or something like that, and that’s where it came from.

Great point.

With a side helping of “music these days is NOISE let me tell you how much better it was back when I was....” AAHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

Fantastic point.

I was surprised when she had a hit single because I figured she’d bee too provocative for a mainstream hit. (“Wash Poppin” was the first song I heard from her, and while I liked it a lot I figured she’d have very limited commercial potential.) I’m glad for her, I think she’s super interesting and talented, and she…

For most stars, even the biggest ones, I tend to be like yeah that’s fine they’re as good a choice as anyone I guess. Bruno Mars is one of the few where I’m like “this individual was born to be a superstar and it would be a crime against humanity for it to be any other way.”

I repeat those precise words to myself every year when I learn I have once again been passed over for the award.

I congratulate Hannity on his turn towards environmental activism.

you must blindly believe them

And snark aside, the frustrating thing is that a lot of people were giving really well-considered and sincere replies - to him, the post itself and other commenters - and it seems incredibly disrespectful to them to keep replying in was that make it clear he was ignoring all of it. Like, they’re doing you this…

Oh my God that dude was unstoppable, he wasn’t just missing the point, he was committed to missing it. (And feel free to be embarrassed on our behalf. :p)

Currently the trend is to believe any accuser

I haven’t followed Seinfeld’s standup too closely, but I thought he was more of a“why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways” observational type. Between that and Mitch Hedberg weird types (“if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up”) I thought there were a decent amount of comedians working other…

It would be glorious.

wtf? They had to know the comedian was like that, right?

If I was in charge of one of these, I’d hold it in a space that had no chairs, one table with a box of crackers and a tray of cheese, and a big sign that said YOU MAY LEAVE AFTER 10 MINUTES. Not a lot of fun but I’d be a goddamn hero to the introverts.

Or have lunch at a nice place during the week, then let everyone go home for the day after. To me, a dinner or after-hour party just feels like an additional claim on my time.

the longest, narrowest table in the universe where I had to ask 20 people to move every time I got up