David’s program (stolen from a memory dump of Jalopnik’s Commodore 64 mainframe this morning):

I was hoping someone would bring up Markie Post.

Before graduating to Night Court she studied her law books at the beach in Fall Guy with Lee Majors. Choose your Markie era for the trophy model with care.

My question is how many Markie Marks did it actually get? 9/10 Markie Marks? It would be helpful to know so we could compare to previous winners.

what a great time to be alive. except for all the other shit happening.

There were a lot of German speakers here, nearly as many as English, so it could conceivably have worked. German was a “recognized” language for education and government in Pennsylvania until 1950.

Well, I will finally be able to put my Lord Humungus cosplay into use! So there is that.

All last week I wore shorts to my office job. I’m doing it all this week. Anyone that doesn’t like it can get bent.

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

Sure, Vettel finishes the fastest ever and everyone praises him. I finish the fastest ever, and my girlfriend talks about no stamina, can’t keep it up, can’t satisfy her, yadda yadda. What a stupid double standard!

It’s a great positive. Events really drive the movie. The score is intense too.

I dunno about you guys but I’m ‘surfing’ Jalopnik at midnight looking at pics of cool cars and reading funny comments.

Show me a sandy blonde with a mop of unruly hair in a baseball cap and she could walk up to me while I’m in the middle of something, kiss me like Edie Sedgwick in Lou Reed’s original video for “Rock N’ Roll”, and I’d be like “you had me at hello.”

Pfft. I only buy $20K+ automotive-branded Bluetooth speakers:

Everyone knows you don’t show that stuff. It’s ostentatious.

(Just to be clear, my original comment was snark. I know it doesn’t always come through in comments)

I think everyone should be required to work retail during the holiday season.

But what if I don want to use ppg paint? what’s the DuPont code?

I’m assuming it’s there for practical reasons - so if it gets scratched/damaged on the road they can take it to a body shop and they’ll know what paint to use to fix it.

Don’t forget to try the veal.

“I’ll believe it when I see it.”