This makes no sense at all.

Once you get past a certain age, if you haven't gotten good at Park and pipe riding you may as well give it up. It hurts too much to fall and you've got to work. Just learn to rip the glades.

Except Isaiah wasn’t a whiny bitch ass.

It takes a shit load of planning to waste millions of dollars on a horrible idea.

No one said anything about his nba potential. He's a good college player. Can't really minimize what someone does in college because they aren't a good pro.

Only on jezebel do people ask what they should think. Ask for opinions, information, advice, criticism, but never ask anyone what to think.

I'm always up for a good wank. Not sure about you tho.

This is one sexy beast.

I assume you mean the opposite, but are afraid to say it. I do understand that rand scares prissy liberals. What would a person do if they were responsible for themselves?

This deserves more stars.

Sounds like this was written by a liberal, in the modern sense, who’s scared of Paul and is relieved. You doth protest too much.

Sportback pulsars are and will always be legendary.

All males, and more specifically all white males, are not the same. As a white male I find black women extremely attractive. But then, I find women of all colors attractive.

Because changing every damn thing in the country to metric would be enormously expensive. And needless. And a quick check on your phone can take care of any conversion you may need.

Oh shut up.

Downside : you have to order pizza from dominoes.

Proving once again that it's good to be gronk.

Um, don’t both of those modes piss people off?

In related news, job applications for the borough of Greenwich are at an all time high.

this will be a nice contrast to decrepit white people pretending to be young and revolutionary.