Hollywood moves slow.

I am always wary of films where they say it was an established director/star’s passion project that he’d been trying to get made since he started in Hollywood. Maybe there’s a reason no one was interested in a Bobby Darin biopic before you were successful, Mr. Spacey?

Remeber the meeting where Putin brought a big dog to scare her?

Angela Merkel has a famous fear of dogs, but here she is with a kiwi!

Technically, Ivanka is a pet.

Yes!!

Pets of world leaders. Heck, even current pets of former world leaders.

Politipets.

Please let “Good Dogs Of Famous World Leaders” be a running thing.

Fun fact I just made up but hey it could be true if Fox News reads this comment and sources it for a story: Diamond companies were some of the biggest donators towards gay marriage because they aim to prop up slumping sales by selling double the engagement rings!

Sooooooo soo sooooooo many, many men (sorry I’ve been streaming Golden Girls) would have Police interations if women just called the cops because someone’s presence made them uncomfortable.

I flew with my kid a lot when he was still in diapers. It never occurred to me to change his diapers outside of the bathroom. IDK. maybe I’m crazy. . .

I used to work for someone with special needs who got diarrhea IN HER SEAT on a direct flight for Georgia to California. She’s lactose intolerant and knows it but gives no fucks about it. She asked for milk from the flight attendant who obviously had no way of knowing better. Glad I wasn’t on that flight!

I knew a cop (one of the few nice ones I’ve met) who worked in a wealthy, suburan area and people would actually call them because their neighbors yard was messy/overgrown/had patchy grass. He would have to actually explain to these people that having an ugly lawn is completely legal and no, this is absolutely not a…

Do you have kids? I ask that only because sometimes (certainly not every time) there’s so much poop that you can’t figure out where they kept it all.

Trust me, transphobia exists on both sides of the aisle.

As a parent I will never fucking understand parents that do that. Yeah, changing your kid in the airplane bathroom is tough. Too fucking bad. That’s what you agreed to, not sharing your kid’s literal shit with the entire plane. Godfuckingdamnit.

One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.

It is. Especially because the average, non-shitty person is usually bothered due to something specific - having their space invaded by someone’s luggage, loud and obnoxious behavior... This guy called the cops simply due to Mykki Blanco existing and happening to be sitting there.

In case this POS passenger is American I think I know who he voted for *insert side-eye emoji here*.